Canine Descendants to Receive Recognition for War Efforts

Euphoria engulfed the dogs of Britain today as it was announced, after a gruelling and irksome fight, that the British government is set to finally give in to the demands of the infamous ‘deserving dogs’ campaign. Fronted by Tyler, a British Bulldog from East Anglia, ‘The Churchills’- a band of dogs whose ancestors helped the war effort during the Blitz on London have vehemently staked their claim for an equal share of the praise apportioned to humans
US Government Plans Pre-Emptive Attack On Clouds

In a key note speech last night, President Obama laid out his plans for an escalation of offensive action taken towards potentially threatening cloud formations.
Speaking from the White House, the President’s tone was one of severity; the majority of his address issuing stark warnings to the public about the risk of attacks clouds could pose from the Eastern seafront

"2009 Did Not Exist" Claims Eminent Historian

Dozens of Warwick students took to the streets last Thursday to protest the arrival of Mavis Redding, a controversial historian formerly of Imperial College London. Although formally invited by the Debating Society’s Publicity Officer, the speaker was forced to take a diverted journey through Rootes Council Estate to safely reach the talk, entitled “2009: A Great Fallacy?

Brown & Cameron: Handbags at dawn

When dealing with a nation that probably shows more interest in tinned spaghetti than British politics, it’s no wonder that politicians will stoop to the levels of televising their spats in a last-ditch attempt to draw the nonchalant ‘young folk’ into the bloodthirsty political arena.
News outlets have been buzzing with rumours as to the format of the scheduled TV domestic, with some alluding to a ‘Jeremy Kyle-esque chat show format’. Kyle himself would play peace-keeper between the quarrelling housewives as they discuss the most pressing of issues, such as which washing up liquid removes the toughest stains and what sort of childcare is the best option for baby Clegg