Britain To Be Visited By Ghost Of Colonial Past
Earlier today, the Great British isles received a short and frank message from 'the beyond'. And the message is not good. Read more
British National Party Exploits British Music
The BNP, not content with just being racists, have turned their simple, half-formed frontal lobes to the exploitation of music for their own nefarious ends.Read more
Major Tim: A Modern British Astronaut
Reports that an astronaut is the first to visit the International Space-Station under the British flag have been proven false today when some astonishing new information was made public.Read more
Britain Sells Basra Back To Iraq
Britain, having purchased Basra six years ago, has sold it back to Iraq today in a quasi-auction mediated by Sky News.Read more
Tesco To Break Away From United Kingdom
Opulent superstore Tesco has announced plans to break away from the UK and establish its own sovereign state in the centre of the Atlantic Ocean.Read more
Britain's Got Emotional Backstories
Roll up, roll up, the world's saddest circus is back in town. Read more
