Cheating? Tiger Would
Tiger Woods has begun his inevitable descent from patriarch to pariah by eagerly mounting the deviant zip-wire of infidelity.Read more
Disney Channel Successfully Markets "Pubescent Singer #45006321"
The Disney Channel is congratulating itself on another successful marketing campaign after managing to spread word of a shocking death in the celebrity clone factory.Read more
New Drug Claiming Lives Of Millions
A new drug has been discovered that's described as "the most dangerous substance known to humankind." Read more
Paris Hilton Successfully Does Nothing
Paris Hilton, American woman, has done nothing of note in the last few days, garnering her huge swathes of coverage in the national red tree media. Read more
How To Become Famous List Unveiled
Celebrity Standards Authority, Fame R Us, has released a new 'Top Ten' list detailing how to become famous in as short a time as possible. Read more
Susan Boyle Shoots Piers Morgan
Susan Boyle, the middle-aged woman from Britain's Got Talent that recently set the internet alight, was arrested by police earlier today.Read more
Bad News for Street-Porter
A new law will be coming into effect next month making it legal to throw rotten fruit and vegetables at the untertainer Janet Street-Porter. Read more
