Crèche Test Dummies
The Children's Minister has ordered a review of the case of two police officers who were told they had broken the law by caring for each other's children.Read more
Child Exploitation: This Time It's Personal
British children are being exploited. And by children, we mean students. Graduate students.Read more
World's Fattest Child Still Fat
He was once the world's fattest baby. Then he was the world's fattest toddler.Read more
Women Paedophiles: Who Will Protect The Children Now?
The parenting industry is in chaos this week as news reached them of the discovery of a female paedophile. Read more
Pro-life Activist Gives Birth To Incarnation Of Evil
An unfortunate member of the morality police gave birth today to what has been described as "the physical incarnation of a terrible evil."Read more
Madonna In Baby Slavery Ring
Madonna is buying up babies and selling them for a profit on eBay. She has been accumulating babies, or 'stock' as she calls them, for some years now.Read more
