"Celebrities Dying Alphabetically" Claims Expert
Famous stars are dying in alphabetical order and we should start to ask some questions, according to leading expert Daniel Basterd.Read more
Jackson: The Mourning is Over, Now Let's Make Some Cash
Official Michael Jackson commemorative goods could soon hit the shops after a judge approved several large merchandising deals. Read more
David Mitchell Killed Michael Jackson
Shocking new evidence has revealed that renowned comedian and social indignitary David Mitchell killed the popstar Michael Jackson.Read more
1-in-3 People Will Die From Swine Flu
Reports that one in three people will die from a Swine Flu pandemic comes as very bad news for anybody that has any sort of stake in humanity.Read more
Man Caught Buying Years For Money
A man has been caught by police offering to buy years in exchange for money. Read more
High School Musical Disaster: Death Toll Rising
We here at Scunt have just received some terrible, terrible news.Read more
Stephen Fry Not Allowed to Die
It was decided today that writer and broadcaster Stephen Fry must never be allowed to die. Read more
