Drug Adviser Loses Job Because of Drugs
Mere days after expressing his opinion that cannabis shouldn't have been reclassified from a class C drug to a class B, the government's chief drug adviser, Professor David Nutt, has been sacked.Read more
Morrisons Supermarket Makes Escaping From Reality That Little Bit Harder
Morrisons supermarket chain have hit headlines this week over their stark refusal to sell alcohol to a mother accompanied on a shopping trip by her 17 year old daughter on the grounds that the woman mRead more
Seven Dwarves Adapted for Drug-Loving 21st Century Britain
Inter-generational disillusionment is now so pronounced that classics must be re-adapted for every new generation that drags its muddied self from the under-soil of time and non-committedly decides toRead more
Michael Douglas Spawns Alleged Drug Dealer
Cameron Douglas, son of famous actor Michael, is facing life behind bars tonight for selling class-A drugs to other humans.Read more
Harry Potter And The Half-Baked Prince
A teenage actor who plays the role of Vincent Crabbe in the Harry Potter movies has admitted to growing cannabis in his home. Read more
Drug Dealers Urged To Accept Nectar Card
In an attempt to provide a boost to the economy, a new set of stimulus packages have been unveiled to drug dealers around the country.Read more
New Drug Claiming Lives Of Millions
A new drug has been discovered that's described as "the most dangerous substance known to humankind." Read more
Energizer Bunny Admits To Crippling Cocaine Addiction
The long-standing face of Duracell's Energizer batteries, the Energizer bunny, has admitted to having a severe cocaine addiction. Read more
Easter: Elaborate Front For Drugs Ring
News just in. Easter, or 'Egg-Day' to Christians, is in fact no more than an elaborate front for an international drugs ring.Read more
Drugs Pentathlon Off To Bad Start
An exciting variation on the modern pentathlon got underway today in Munich.Read more
