England Beat Belarus (At Football)
England have beaten Belarus in a negligible World Cup qualifier. Read more
Football Chants Proved To Be Accurate And Impartial Judgments Of Peers
Arsenal FC is furious over opposition football fans' chants at a recent game that suggested Arsene Wenger, the team's manager, is a paedophile.Read more
'The Football' Starts Moving Again
The football has yet again begun to move.
It started rolling at some point during the last few days and scientists are at a loss to explain its motivation in doing so.Read more
Football Fans Take An Interest In Politics. Fuck.
Somebody wise once argued that the intellectual elite alone should be charged with the rule of men. Pluto, I think his name.Read more
Gerrard: When Footballers Attack
Another day, another footballer accused of attacking a member of the public.
This time, Steven Gerrard is on trial for launching an assault on a DJ in a nightclub.Read more
Shock At Third-World Standard Of US Football Team
The USA, the worlds only superpower, today finally understood what it means to be the underdog.Read more
Ronaldo Sells His Manchester Flat
Cristiano Ronaldo has sold his flat in Manchester and purchased one in Madrid.Read more
Real FA Cup Winner is 'The Fans'
Chelsea didn't win the FA cup this year and neither did their opponents Everton. Read more
Chelsea vs. Everton Is Set To Be A Game Of Football
The Chelsea versus Everton final today is akin to Money versus Spunk, Goliath versus a slighter smaller Goliath, buying happiness versus working for it.Read more
Football Game Happened To Some
Barcelona has beaten Manchester United in the football. Read more
