Michael Jackson Movie: A Corpse On Strings
The first in an inevitable series of Michael Jackson themed films will be released tomorrow.Read more
Ghost of Michael Jackson Haunts Hampstead Heath
The Ping of Kop may be dead but he will continue to live in the hearts of his countless billions of fans across this world and beyond.Read more
"Celebrities Dying Alphabetically" Claims Expert
Famous stars are dying in alphabetical order and we should start to ask some questions, according to leading expert Daniel Basterd.Read more
Jackson: The Mourning is Over, Now Let's Make Some Cash
Official Michael Jackson commemorative goods could soon hit the shops after a judge approved several large merchandising deals. Read more
Official 9/11 Report Briefly Diverts Michael Jackson Conspiracists
The findings of the official report into the cause of the collapse of the third tower, Tower Seven, in New York on 9/11, will be released soon.Read more
David Mitchell Killed Michael Jackson
Shocking new evidence has revealed that renowned comedian and social indignitary David Mitchell killed the popstar Michael Jackson.Read more
Heatwave Continues as Hell Struggles To Burn Jackson's Body
Unconfirmed reports from the underworld suggest that the global heatwave is being fuelled by the furnace of Hell as it is notched ever higher in order to burn the poly-synthetic body of the dead superRead more
