David Mitchell Killed Michael Jackson
Shocking new evidence has revealed that renowned comedian and social indignitary David Mitchell killed the popstar Michael Jackson.Read more
Obama Vows To Kill One Of Every Animal
President Barack Obama has vowed to kill one of every mammal, bird and insect in a bid to remind the animals of their submissive ranking in the global food-chain.Read more
Adobe Photoshop Kills Nine
A renegade version of Adobe Photoshop has murdered a group of nine students after a late-night editing session went horribly wrong.Read more
Religion No Longer Excuse For Murderous Fundamentalism
Leaders from every existing religious group issued a joint statement this morning declaring that they will no longer accept their various gods being used as excuses for war.Read more
String Theory to Blame for Horrific Strangulations
To some, String Theory is merely a theoretical unification of the quantum and the relative which, as of yet, has been unable to validate itself with quantitative experimental predictions.Read more
