Original Members of Sugababes To Reform As New Band
Pop group Sugababes has achieved a miraculous feat; they have managed to oust all three founding band members and still somehow stagger on under the trio's original name.Read more
U2 Plans Spider-Man Opera
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's just an Irish rock group over-stepping their mark big time.Read more
Disney Channel Successfully Markets "Pubescent Singer #45006321"
The Disney Channel is congratulating itself on another successful marketing campaign after managing to spread word of a shocking death in the celebrity clone factory.Read more
British National Party Exploits British Music
The BNP, not content with just being racists, have turned their simple, half-formed frontal lobes to the exploitation of music for their own nefarious ends.Read more
MTV Poll; Ten Greatest Albums Of All Time
Some of you may have heard the news that recording artist Craig David's album 'Born To Do It' has been voted second greatest album of all time in an MTV poll. Read more
Game of Musical Chairs Turns Ugly
A game of Musical Chairs turned ugly yesterday evening when a dispute arose over the rules. Read more
Mental Mancunian in Awards Mayhem
The music industry's re-imagining of the Nobel Prize Awards took place in an artificial reconstruction of London tonight.Read more
