Decade in Review (100 Words)
To mark the passing of another decade, we condense, concatenate and consolidate the last 3652 days into 100 choice words. Here is what has happened. Read more
Brown Refuses To Roll Over
Gordon Brown yesterday refused to comment on claims that he 'rolls over just like a cow'.Read more
Scunt In Heat Magazine Takeover
Heat magazine is one of the UKs biggest selling magazines and boasts a regular circulation over half a million readers.Read more
Murdoch To Charge For Online News: Scunt's Position
The Internet's advert-funded model is supposedly flawed and media-raccoon Rupert Murdoch is calling for change. Read more
BBC Reporter Takes Drastic Action On Slow News Day
A BBC reporter has acted in a way that can only be described as "newsworthy" when he set upon a child of 17 with a 3ft metal pole in a fight outside a bar.Read more
Subliminal Messages Planted In (BUY THINGS) Middle of Headlines
Subliminal messages are everywhere. There are over sixteen in this sentence alone. And twelve in this one.Read more
World Yawns as Mexican Flu Kills Mexicans in Mexico
Mexicans are dying. Millions of them. Not literally millions, but millions none the less. Read more
