BNP Opponents Employ 'Ironic Fascism'
Opponents of the BNP have decided that it would be terrifically funny to combat traditional fascism by developing an experimental form of wit; crudely dubbed 'ironic fascism.'Read more
Nick Griffin Apologises For Pretending Not To Be Racist
Nick Griffin, the pudgy hawk-like face of racism and leader of pudgy hawk-like bigots everywhere, has apologised for pretending not to be racist.Read more
Daily Mail Newspaper and British National Party Set To Wed
In the early hours of this week, something entirely unexpected and frankly terrifying happened.Read more
Eggs Pelted With Nick Griffin at Press Conference
The egg industry was attacked today when BNP leader Nick 'Von Papen' Griffin was thrown violently and unapologetically at a carton of eggs. Read more
British National Party Exploits British Music
The BNP, not content with just being racists, have turned their simple, half-formed frontal lobes to the exploitation of music for their own nefarious ends.Read more
BNP Recruitment Drive is Massive Success
The British National Party's latest recruitment drive has been Heiled a massive sucess.Read more
