Nobel Prize Further Debased By Celebrity
An attractive American man has done what Gandhi never could; gained the love and recognition of a panel of dubious Swedo-Norwegian scientists.Read more
World Peace In Space
The crew of the US space shuttle Endeavour have landed at the International Space Station today, setting a new record for the largest number of people gathered under the same space roof.Read more
Everything is Better!
Swine flu is over. It was never swine flu at all! It was simply a little sniffle that got a little out of hand.Read more
West End Musical About Iraq War Shunned By All
A West End musical which makes light of the Iraq War has been slammed by critics as 'inaccurate' and 'motivated largely by spite.'Read more
The Terrorists Win!
The war on terror ended badly for the Free World yesterday afternoon when it finally became clear that the Terrorists had won.Read more
Brutal Battle Finally Over
The Battle of Wits between India and Pakistan came to a breathtakingly sudden conclusion last night.Read more
