Brown Refuses To Roll Over
Gordon Brown yesterday refused to comment on claims that he 'rolls over just like a cow'.Read more
Football Fans Take An Interest In Politics. Fuck.
Somebody wise once argued that the intellectual elite alone should be charged with the rule of men. Pluto, I think his name.Read more
UK Fringe Parties Form Ill-Thought Coalition
The recent outcomes for the UK's smaller parties in the local elections has inspired them all to put aside their differences and unite to form a slightly less small political coalition.Read more
Political Plane Crash: Some Dead
The Political Plane has crashed.
The machine began to lose altitude at around midnight last night and crash-landed some seconds later.Read more
Obama's Dog Voted For McCain
President Barack Obama's new dog has been ejected from the American Royal palace after it was discovered that he voted for Obama's arch-rival John McCain in last year's US elections.Read more
