Nick Griffin Apologises For Pretending Not To Be Racist
Nick Griffin, the pudgy hawk-like face of racism and leader of pudgy hawk-like bigots everywhere, has apologised for pretending not to be racist.Read more
Daily Mail Newspaper and British National Party Set To Wed
In the early hours of this week, something entirely unexpected and frankly terrifying happened.Read more
Eggs Pelted With Nick Griffin at Press Conference
The egg industry was attacked today when BNP leader Nick 'Von Papen' Griffin was thrown violently and unapologetically at a carton of eggs. Read more
British National Party Exploits British Music
The BNP, not content with just being racists, have turned their simple, half-formed frontal lobes to the exploitation of music for their own nefarious ends.Read more
The Spanish Are Still Silly Racists
A Spanish man communicated his bizarre racist message to the world this weekend by blackening his face at the Spanish Grand Prix.Read more
BNP Recruitment Drive is Massive Success
The British National Party's latest recruitment drive has been Heiled a massive sucess.Read more
David Cameron In Race Row
Every Scunt knows that the Conservative party of Britain are inherently racist. That much is verifiable fact. Read more
Bush Jr. Claims To Be Black
In a desperate bid for popularity, former American President George Bush today claimed that he was the first Black American President.Read more
Smoking Linked to Racism
People who smoke are marginally more likely to be racist, so writes our in-house science-boffin Professor Scunt.Read more
Minister Denys Racist Facial Tick
The Minister for Housing, Margaret Beckett, was today accused of having a racist facial tick.Read more
