Nick Griffin Apologises For Pretending Not To Be Racist
Nick Griffin, the pudgy hawk-like face of racism and leader of pudgy hawk-like bigots everywhere, has apologised for pretending not to be racist.Read more
Eggs Pelted With Nick Griffin at Press Conference
The egg industry was attacked today when BNP leader Nick 'Von Papen' Griffin was thrown violently and unapologetically at a carton of eggs. Read more
The Spanish Are Still Silly Racists
A Spanish man communicated his bizarre racist message to the world this weekend by blackening his face at the Spanish Grand Prix.Read more
Morrissey's 'Meat Or Immigrants' Turmoil
British singer Morrissey was found crying in a bath of his own tears tonight after being unable to answer the question, put to him during an interview, 'Which do you loathe more; meat or immigrants?'Read more
Minister Denys Racist Facial Tick
The Minister for Housing, Margaret Beckett, was today accused of having a racist facial tick.Read more
