Recession Asked To Leave Without a Fuss
Much like an abusive partner; the global recession has been kindly asked to leave by some of the world's 195 countries.Read more
Unemployment Figures Suggest That People Are Unemployed
The number of people who are unemployed in the United Kingdom has risen to its highest level since 1995.Read more
Lloyds Bank Talks About Money as Corporate Idiots Gawp
If you are confused about the state of the economy and the nature of a recession then this short article should bring you completely up to speed.Read more
Politicians Fiddle While The Banks Burn
The banks are burning around us as we sleep.
Lloyds has closed all of its branches in both Cheltenham and Gloucester, which has caused redundancies, mass maiming and a cool rejection of odds.Read more
Britain Sells Basra Back To Iraq
Britain, having purchased Basra six years ago, has sold it back to Iraq today in a quasi-auction mediated by Sky News.Read more
Alistair Darling Begs For Help as Economy Rots
We all must surely be aware that Her Majesty's Treasury has lost a lot of money. Read more
'Nestle Credit Crunch' Cereal Sells Badly
Nestle, having released a special topical cereal called 'Credit Crunch' to coincide with the global economic downturn, have posted their latest sales figures.
And the news is bad.Read more
Drugs! Recession! Fever!
Due to the current recession-craze sweeping the nation, causing tens of companies to close and a proportion of people to lose their jobs, new career opportunities are emerging from the unlikeliest of Read more
