Scientists Intercept Interplantery Memo From Parallel World
Scientists from Cambridge University have intercepted an interplanetary memo from a parallel world to Earth known as Htrae.Read more
World Ends: Earth Destroyed In 'Cosmic Blast'
During an appearance today before the United Nations in New York, a team of international scientists stunned the assembly by announcing that the world has been destroyed in some sort of 'giant explosiRead more
Scientists Produce Sperm
A group of scientists in Newcastle have created some sperm. Read more
Chimps Learn Skills From Television
Scientists have been making chimps watch instructional videos in order to learn human skills.Read more
Scientists In Two Minds About Schizophrenia
Disorders of the brain have long confounded mind-magicians and today several scientists have declared that they are in two minds about the mental disorder Schizophrenia.Read more
Universe Made of Words Says Science
It has emerged today that the Universe is made entirely from words and that all previous scientific theories of space and time are now redundant.Read more
Stephen Fry Not Allowed to Die
It was decided today that writer and broadcaster Stephen Fry must never be allowed to die. Read more
YaKulture of Fear
The so-called 'friendly bacteria' in Yakult probiotic drinks has gone on a terrifying, murderous rampage in the Swiss Yakult Factory, leaving 17 dead and 56 pasteurised.Read more
