Terror Plots and Related Arcadia
Three men have been found guilty of smuggling bombs disguised as soft drinks onto commercial aeroplanes. Read more
Badminton vs. Extremism: When Opposites Attract
The latest casualty of extremism is Badminton.Read more
UK Terror Threat Reduced From Almost Definitely To Probably
The UK terror threat level has been downgraded from Almost Definitely to Probably.
This means that the threat of terrorist attack against the UK has decreased somewhat. Read more
Terror Suspects Accused of X
In scenes eerily reminiscent of the literary output of Franz Kafka, over 20 people are now being held on suspicion of committing secret crimes.Read more
The Terrorists Win!
The war on terror ended badly for the Free World yesterday afternoon when it finally became clear that the Terrorists had won.Read more
Al-Qaeda Forced To Apologise
Al-Qaeda have been forced to apologise today after Ofcom ruled that their latest video is in violation of Television Broadcasting Regulations.Read more
