Obama Defends His Standard-Issue Presidential Grin
President Obama has spent much of the last week defending the standard-issue presidential grin perpetually plastered on his face. Read more
George Bush Jr. To Be Swapped For Gary McKinnon
UK citizen Gary McKinnon stands accused of the biggest ever computer hack in 2001/02 against the US military and NASA. He is fighting extradition.Read more
Britain Jealous That America Has Better Leader
Blair was better than Bush. Better than Clinton too, obviously taking into account the unfortunate blow-job incident. Read more
Obama Vows To Kill One Of Every Animal
President Barack Obama has vowed to kill one of every mammal, bird and insect in a bid to remind the animals of their submissive ranking in the global food-chain.Read more
Obama's Dog Voted For McCain
President Barack Obama's new dog has been ejected from the American Royal palace after it was discovered that he voted for Obama's arch-rival John McCain in last year's US elections.Read more
Obama Held by Iraqi Customs Officials
US President Barak Obama stopped off in Iraq yesterday after visiting England to see his friend the Queen, only to find that he had left his passport in London. Read more
Bush Jr. Claims To Be Black
In a desperate bid for popularity, former American President George Bush today claimed that he was the first Black American President.Read more
