Celebrity Big Brother 2010
Yeah, sorry I've been away, I've been doing things with my life. But I'm back now, so stop crying.Read more
The X-Factor (Final Part)
A lot of people (no people) ask me, "Alex, what do you think of John and Edward?" (or Jedward, if they're feeling like annoying me some more).Read more
3D/ Celebrity Paedophile Execution
I like Channel 4, OK? Some may think I'm an idiot for doing so because Stewart Lee or someone has bashed it for its sheer ridiculousness. That's precisely why I like it.Read more
Total Wipeout USA
In this country, we're easily pleased. I mean, for one, we have managed to craft a prime-time hit out of Vanessa Feltz wearing a skin-hugging Lycra suit, being pushed into a pool by a wall.Read more
Russell Howard's Good News
“Know thy lot, Know thine enemies, Know thyself.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.Read more
Sexcetera
Other than injecting heroin directly into my left bollock, the only thing I find explicitly addictive is Sexcetera. It's easily hateable but undeniably intriguing at the same time.Read more
The X Factor (Part 2): The Great Depression
Despite an abysmal bout of auditioning gout thanks to a format 'improvement' that improved the format as much as the terrorists improved the twin towers, The X Factor still drags itself kicking and scRead more
True Blood
Relax people, it's NOT more Twilight.
In fact, you couldn't get further from a soppy angst-ridden emo-vamp fest without heading into 30 Days of Night territory.Read more
Flashforward
Imagine if the entire world blacked out. It would be complete chaos.Read more












