Submitted by Dom Doze on 7 April 2009 - 1:01am
The British National Party's latest recruitment drive has been Heiled a massive sucess.
In what many commentators called 'nose-bleedingly obvious lies,' the BNP claimed that they had stopped being racist and would instead fight for freedom and equality.
One long time member was furious. The woman, whose name is simply Mary, muttered; "This int what I signed up for" and quietly, sadly and quite poetically left.
The BNP will be the most powerful political party in the country within minutes and it is only hoped that the barely-sentient masses notice the camouflage before polling day.
Until then, the new and friendly BNP hope that you all have a uniformly great day.
Achtung Auf Englisch.
