Submitted by Dom Doze on 7 December 2009 - 1:50am
Ad-hoc Iraqi leaders have had a quiet little vote and decided that elections can now safely take place in the troubled desert bomb-pan.
Ethnic groups inside the country, with nicknames like 'Sunny' and 'Shearer', presumably have opinions about the elections and it is expected that those opinions may or may not translate into terrorist attacks, depending on which point along the curve of their ever-fluctuating mind-states is illuminated when the vote finally happens.
Either way someone will get hurt. Probably the Kurds who, being tasty sugar-based treats, have evolved very little in the way of protection against damn-near anything. Even a humble spoon.
So people will die, cities will crumble and the crimson Iraqi sun will beam down happily onto a civilisation imploding. Just another day for the Earth factory.
It seems like an inpenetarable dillema, but in reality there is a very simple solution to the 'Iraq Problem.'
That solution: Turn off The News and watch The Simpsons instead. It worked for swine flu and it works for war.
Distant war, that is.
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