Muslim Sees Face Of Muhammad In Danish Pastry

A Muslim man revealed tonight that he has seen the face of the Islamic Prophet Muhammad in a Danish pastry.

One fundamentalist Islamic faction has issued a fatwà against the offending bakery product, while several others have called for the pastry to be beheaded.

The bakery in Kent where the product was made has issued an apology stating, "We just don't know how this happened. It might have been the butter, which is from Norwich."

Norfolk council has defended it's butter saying, "As far as we know, none of our dairy cows are religiously-intolerant."

Denmark's Prime Minister, on hearing the news, backed slowly away from our reporter, turned, and ran across the border into Germany.

The Danish pastry has gone into hiding after Salman Rushdie offered it sanctuary at an undisclosed location, at least until the fatwà has been revoked.

Meanwhile, bakeries around the world are being looted and any pastry that looks even vaguely Danish is being ruthlessly slaughtered.

Scunt reporting on a sad day to be a pastry.