Scunt Backs David Cameron

Scunt has thrown its 1's and 0's behind the only man it believes has the testicular diametricity to save Britain.

Conservative leader David Cameron.

Initially it may seem strange that a seemingly liberal news organisation like Scunt News would back a man who prides himself on his "leering smugness" and once openly described himself as "an incorrigible monster". Strange indeed.

"He has no redeemable qualities" you protest? "He is a profoundly unlikable man" you bleat.

But the point is being so accurately missed. In 30 years time; when he is Lord David of Cameron, gently roosting at the country palace in the heart of his former constituency, with hindsight you will understand.

Of course the rubble, the smoke, and the most severe of the radiation will have cleared by then. London will still be uninhabitable obviously, a property that you would expect of any epicentre.

The mutants will have been hunted right up to the verge of extinction or at the very least driven deep underground. Down into special bunkers which they will have likely constructed from wayward timber and sheets of recast corrugated iron.

We all must accept that it is for the best.

It has been blindingly clear that the human race has peaked and David is the only one that can reliably put us out of our collective misery.

Vote to get it all over and done with. Your species needs you. Pledge your support to Cameron today.