Submitted by Dani Nicci on 28 February 2009 - 1:34am
Yet another victim has been claimed by the unknown monster savaging a small Yorkshire village.
Barry O'Barry, a local farmhand, disappeared late last night. Locals, having dubbed the monster 'the Beast of Yickety Ricket', were on hand to give Scunt the exclusive details about this latest scene in their sordid horror show.
"It comes in thar night, without warning,and takes what it ought not to take." said one.
"Last night, it carried off Barry, one o' the farmhands. We were all in the pub when we heard a wailing and a caterwauling like you couldn't imagine. We come runnin' out and Barry was gone and we saw something in the distance which looked exactly like the Beast of Yickety Ricket."
We here at Scunt are appealing to all our readers for any photos, tufts of fur or whimsical yarns about something vaguely monster-related.
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