90% of Mensa Members Are Now Under Six Years Old

Behind the news that a two year old girl has become the youngest ever member of Mensa lurks an ominous milestone.

Elise Tan Roberts' inclusion into the hallowed list means that now 90% of the 100,000+ members are under six years old.

Mensa's oldest member walked out in protest only seconds ago saying; "I joined Mensa to discuss global issues with intelligent people with an eye to improving life for future generations, not babysit arrogant, precocious children who will grow into their self-important, cretinous parents twenty years too early."

Angry words from an old man.

He has already registered the domain name 'AdultsMensa.com,' which will impose a no-children policy and operate under the tag-line: "If you're not old enough to drink, you're not old enough to think."

Surprisingly, he has not outlawed membership for calves, and as such both rival Mensas are now highly respected by the 'Fair Employment For Calves Society.'

When criticised for his pro-bovine stance he explained that only calves in the top 2% of calf intellect are considered for membership.

Good news for oft overlooked, clever calves everywhere.