Submitted by Dani Nicci on 6 May 2009 - 1:31pm
A new drug has been discovered that's described as "the most dangerous substance known to humankind."
The drug, known as Fame, has only recently been recognised by the UK government as a dangerously psychoactive substance.
The effects of Fame on the body and mind vary from individual to individual. Some will experience a warped, inflated perception of their own abilities, develop a belief in the healing power of approval, and expose their genitals in inappropriate situations.
Others will cavort egomaniacally under the misapprehension that their actions are the product of abundant talent.
A notable side-effect for users is the misinterpretation of responses to their behaviour, perceiving hate as envy and disgust as disguised admiration.
Believing themselves to be able to walk on water, many individuals will drown over the coming months in foolish attempts to emulate the most popular Fame-user of all time, Jesus Christ.
As the Fame drug wears off, if it ever does, the user is left feeling mentally and emotionally ransacked, and will experience systematic abuse from anti-Fame campaigners when they go out on the streets.
Some individuals will never recover from their brief experience of the illusory effects of Fame, unashamedly pursuing their next hit through derogatory and often humiliating methods, eventually dying alone, hungry and morbidly depressed in ramshackle bedsits.
Easier to procure than heroin, and far more addictive, Fame is quickly becoming the acceptable drug of choice for the mentally unstable everywhere.
