Submitted by Dani Nicci on 12 August 2009 - 5:41pm
The socialist online encylopedia, Wikipedia, has recently been the subject of an 'Augmented Social Cohesion' research project and the results are startling.
Data collected from Wikipedia's three million articles shows that the knowledge forum is being taken over by an elite squadron of online editors, known as the Wazi party.
These editors are ruthlessly and uberefficiently deleting, modifying or exterminating user-created content without taking steps to check whether or not what they're deleting is accurate.
In several cases, individuals with Wiki entries about themselves have attempted to modify their biographies only to find their corrections subsequently deleted.
This has left many of them uncertain whether their middle name really is 'Sigmund' and unsure about assertions that they wrote the S-Club 7 song 'Reach for the Stars', although they could have sworn they hadn't; but then again they did take a lot of drugs in early 2000 so maybe it's true.
Witnesses to wiki-worthy events are also suffering severely from the cull factor as their attempts to update or correct inaccurate information are thwarted by vigilantes bent on suppressing knowledge that doesn't conform to their own imaginings of what they like to think probably happened.
Wikipedia's reputation as the place to go on a friday night is dissolving faster than a disprin tablet in a barrel of hydrochloric acid, much like all entries and updates not written by the Wazi party.
The party's next move is unclear but it is expected that by 2022, unless you have your own Wikipedia entry, your right to exist will be taken away from you in as violent and brutal a manner as the editors can conceive.
But that's socialism for you; smugly pretending to care while secretly plotting to kill your family, steal your dental records and insult your god.
bloody commies!
If socialists tried to kill my god i'd just kill their god back. That would show them.
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